First, you arrive riding a unicycle while juggling three live ferrets to prove your multitasking skills. Then, you enter a room full of mirrors where you must solve a riddle posed by your own reflection. After that, a panel of owls in business suits assesses your ability to sing your résumé in interpretive dance format. If you pass, you're sent to the final boss: an AI that only speaks in ancient Sumerian and communicates job offers through Morse code blinks. Don’t forget: If you bring snacks, you get bonus points. But only if they’re gluten-free and shaped like triangles.