This job had been sitting vacant for nearly a month, and I know exactly way. It’s basically the Bermuda Triangle of employment—once you’re in, you’ll want out ASAP. Hopefully, this review saves a few professionals from wasting their precious time.
Red flag #1: Anna, the founder of the company (WTF is she doing the interviewing?) showed up 15 minutes late to our interview. No apologies, just a brief intro before she asked when I could start. Before I could even answer, she chirped, “How about Monday?!” (Cue alarm bells.) I agreed out of sheer curiosity, but before I could log out of the Zoom call, I already had an email, access to the company work management platforms, and an invite to their Slack. Was I hired? Kidnapped? Joining a cult? Who knows!
Still, the red flags were piling up fast, so I did a little digging. When I asked why the previous person left the role, Anna breezily replied, “Oh, I don’t know.” (Spoiler: she definitely knew.) Naturally, I contacted the outgoing employee directly, and surprise, surprise—she couldn’t wait to escape this toxic mess. At this point, I decided to treat the job like a bad blind date: just see how weird it gets.
Day 1: I logged in with zero clue about the company, my job, or, frankly, why any of us were here. Training? Nonexistent. Instead, I was handed a few self-paced copywriting exercises. Copywriting? I’ve been doing that for 15 years. To make things more entertaining, I purposely bombed the exercises just to see if anyone was paying attention. Spoiler: they weren’t.
The best part of Day 1 was chatting with the outgoing employee, who turned out to be awesome. (We’re still in touch! She’s thriving now, by the way.) She confirmed everything I suspected: this company was a circus, and I had no interest in joining.
Later, I turned in some work and got summoned for a follow-up call. Classic. But the link to the meeting didn’t work. Of course. When I finally got in touch, Anna told me I wouldn’t be continuing. I laughed out loud. Then I texted the outgoing employee, who responded with, “You dodged a bullet.” No kidding—I saw that bullet coming from the first second Anna was late.
When I told Anna I couldn’t wait to leave a review on Glassdoor, she tried to spin it: “I suppose your most negative experience is that you weren’t selected, but I’d love your feedback!” Oh, sweetie. I let her know the real negatives: being late to our first meeting, hiring me in under 10 minutes, offering zero context about the role, and tossing me into the deep end with no training or clarity. The BEST part?! Not getting selected. Truly.
Final word: If you’ve got time to waste and want to get paid for a trial (emphasis on trial), go for it. Otherwise, lace up your sneakers and run. Fast. Don’t look back.